Lieutenant Marvin Albert |
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Paul Reubens as Marvin Albert |
Personal |
Alias: | Prince |
Age: | 35 |
Features: | Squinty-eyed pervert |
Colony: | Virgon |
Professional |
Rank: | Lieutenant |
Department: | Air Wing: VAQ-135 "Green Gulls" |
Position: | ECO |
Background
A combat ECO for some 7 years, Marvin "Prince" Albert was among those killed on Warday.
Marv, as he was often called, held advanced degrees in Computer Science and Communications. He also managed to amass what might well be the largest pornography collection in the history of the Colonial military. People tended to either like the guy or find him creepy. Admittedly, even people who liked the guy found him creepy. Lewd gunnery euphemisms abounded whenever he was around.
He is survived by his EPIC pr0n collection, which is said to have been bequeathed to Kal "Bootstrap" Trask.
Service Jacket
Battlestar Chimaera |
Carrier Fighter Wing ONE ONE (CVW-11) | VAQ-111: "Wyverns" |
Battlestar Cerberus |
Carrier Fighter Wing ONE FOUR (CVW-14) | VAQ-135: "Green Gulls" |
On the Grid
Known Associates
Trivia
- Truly, the pr0n collection is EPIC
- He was an initiate of the mysteries of penis Dionysus
- His eulogy was as follows:
"BOOM-SHA-KA-LA-KA!" That would be Trask, who waits just long enough for dramatic effect before adding, "It's just not the same comin' outta someone else's mouth." It's true; Marvin "Prince" Albert loved that exclamation. "Prince was a perv." Also, true. "But damn entertaining." That is subjective. "Never met someone with such an extensive collection of porn, an' I'm a lifer, so that's really sayin' somethin'. He was an a'right guy, an' I'm not sayin' that because he bequeathed me aforementioned extensive collection of porn. I actually knew Prince back in the day, when I was still a knuckledragger and he was a shiny new ECO aboard the Chimaera. Even back then, he was full of lewd gunnery euphemisms, although the ones about facials and missiles weren't limited to launching AP rounds." For the record, Kal is not making this up. "I'm gonna miss that crazy frakker."